I am challenging myself to write the 5 most random sentences I can think of:
1. The striped yellow grand piano fell through the clouds while four hundred and thirty five bipolar blind mice ate everlasting gobstoppers while listening to "Party in the USA" by Miley Cyrus.
2. The angry polish rabbi shook hands with the muffin man in Central Park after attending a party celebrating the decline of friendly middle aged chocolate loving social workers.
3. After slapping the excited Elvis impersonator dressed as Santa Claus, the educated hobo hopped on his pogo stick towards the cranberry hospital.
4. Barry, the agnostic elf, took a drink of peanut butter kool-aid and danced his way up Mount Vesuvius with his friend Winston Churchill on a leap year.
5. Nine purple parking meters led the parade followed by a confused bald lifeguard, a schizophrenic elephant painter who was good in geometry, a party of creepy Australian bartenders, and Justin Bieber.
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