Biography of George Washington

Here is my thoroughly researched and accurate biography of George Washington:

      George Washington was born in a small village in Camelot.  His father was George Washington Carver, the man who invented the peanut.  

     When he was older, he wanted to sail to the New World.  However, Benito Mussolini, the King of Italy, denied him permission.  Eventually, though, Abraham Lincoln gave him permission.  

In 1492, he left Camelot on his ship Santa Maria, and sailed to America. He overthrew Queen Elizabeth and freed the slaves.  He wrote the Bill of Rights which gave him the right to be the dictator of America.  George Washington established a totalitarian government. 

However, George Washington was overthrown during the Civil Rights Movement, and George Bush became the new dictator of America.  George Washington went into hiding in Pakistan. 

On July 4, 1776, while George Bush was seeing a play, George Washington snuck out of nowhere and killed Bush.  Washington leapt from the balcony and yelled “Eureka!” (I told you I would kill you George Bush, you stupid silly man!) George Washington became dictator again. 

Washington’s first decree as dictator was to pass The Declaration of Independence, which gave independence to Alaska.  He also added several states to the Union, such as Kentucky, Mexico, and Narnia. 

After serving as dictator of America for nearly 200 years, George Washington was assassinated on November 22, 1963.  He was riding in a car when a man named Adolf Hitler shot him twice.  Hitler was a Serbian nationalist who was mad at Washington for taxing the colonists.  Eventually Washington’s murder ignited the Civil War. 

Barack Obama, Washington’s vice dictator, became dictator of America.  He is a pretty bad dictator, because he decided to make gas prices really high.  Although George Washington is dead, we can remember him as one of America’s most courageous dictators.